So because I've been feeling a little "off" lately with some curious symptoms, my Primary Care Physician ordered me a Covid19 test for the next morning (last Friday) and I showed up. Very organized drive-up with a group of attentive nurses. I was a little alarmed when my nurse approached me with a bottle brush in one hand and a small rubber mallet in the other. Just kidding, just kidding. She was enthusiastic, attractive, and at first confused me with Tom Cruise (happens all the time). A little "pinch" when she plunged the swab thingy down my nasal passage. Bleeding from both ears, both nostrils, and my eyes subsided after about fifteen minutes, except when I cough. She gave me a tissue.
Oh, and I do not have the Covid19 virus. So there is that. (I'll keep wearing my mask, though.)
